(via miracleshappen-bro)
(Source: sluttiest-virgin, via semi-sexual)
picking my kid up from school in 25 years
- me: yo shawty, leggoo
- kid: mom, please not this again
- me: stop being a hater. yolo
- kid: you're embarrassing me
- me: swag
(via pumpsandblazers)
(Source: batm-an, via mr-derp-herpin)
